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"Are we
there yet?!" Melony whined impatiently, just to annoy the man in
the drivers' seat.
Carlito looked over and rolled
his eyes, "We're almost there, Melony."
As they drew closer to the packed full arena, Melony wasn't noticing the
hundreds
of cars or the huge arena which they'd be wrestling in that
night, she was noticing the large candyshop next to it.
"Ahhh!!
We must GOOOO!!!"
Carlito looked at her, "Go where? We're THERE!"
"No! There!" She said, pointing.
"I
know, Melony! We..are..THERE!"
She sighed, "The candy store, afro-man!"
"Candy store? Why do you need to go
in a candy store? We'll be late!"
"No we won't! Now, take me there, NOW, James!"
He glared at her, "Fine." He
pulled to a stop in front of the candy
store, "Ok, you go in and I'll find a place to park."
She was already out
of the car, "Whatever..." She closed the car door,
and Carlito drove off.
When she entered the store, the smell
of Chocolate Chip Cookies wafted
to her nose, and she was drawn to the display of Redhots and Hot
Tamales.
When
suddenly, a sparkle caught her eyes, and she looked over.
A huge display of 5-inch lollipops were in the corner, a
sign behind
them that read "Buy 2, Get 2 Free!", along with a sparkly cardboard
cutout of a lollipop that spun around
and around and around. Melony
found herself amazed by the colors and that sparkly glitter.
As she watched the cutout
spin, she heard a song come over the intercom,
and lights in the store dimmed slightly.
~I'll take you
to the candyshop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot(whoa)~
Melony looked over and the counter that once had stacks and boxes of
candy,
next to a small cash register, was now a huge stage with a silver
pole, and different colored lights flashing everywhere.
~I'll
take you to the candyshop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit
the spot(whoa)~
The store seemed to have grown larger, and
where the candy displays
were, there were doors.
Moans, screams, and whips snapping came from behind closed doors, and
a
few opens ones(one including Paul London on a doggy leash and Autumn
holding her red and black whip, but we won't
go there). But Melony
ignored them all, for her attention was on the man at the pole.
~You can have it
your way, how do you want it?
You gon' back that thing up or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, ok, let's go
to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle~
Carlito in his purple tights swung around and around the pole. Dollar
bills stuck out of his tights, and Melony
held up a hundred when she saw
a sign that said "Private Rooms In Back".
As she made her way up the steps, Carlito
snatched the hundred from her,
and went behind the curtain.
~I'll break it down for you now, baby it's
simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park,
it's whatever you're into~
Melony followed Carlito into a
large room, where the walls and carpet
were a light green, and the bed--with matching handcuffs--was purple,
matching
Carlito's tights. Melony looked over, and Carlito was lying on
the bed, eating a caramel apple, seductively.
Before
she could say--or do--anything, she saw something out of the
corner of her eye, and looked over.
There, on a table
with a pole in the middle, stood John Cena in a brown
G-string, and instead of a WWE belt around his waist, it was a lollipop
that
spun around, like the display in the store.
~Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends
teasin' you 'bout how spring I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it, baby no problem
Get on top them get to bouncing
round like a lowrider~
Melony, instead of mesmerized by the
lollopop, was mesmerized by John,
as she climbed on the table with him.
He took her hand and lead her to the bed, where
Carlito proceeded to
pull her shirt off and pour caramel on her, then he and John slowly slid
apples through the sauce,
and took slooooooooow seductive bites. But
then, John left, and it was just Melony and Carlito once again. Carlito
put
down his apple and crossed the room to the pole, and motioned for
Melony to sit down. She nodded and did as she was told,
and Carlito
proceeded to give her...........
...............
...............
A LAPDANCE.
~Girl
what we do(what we do)
And where we do(where we do)
The things we do(things we do)
Are just between me and you(oh
yeah)~
Carlito knelt down on his knees, drawing his face
nearer to hers, his
lips practically touching her lips, and he stood up and walked out of
the room.
Shaking
her head, Melony stood up and chased him out. But instead of
finding Carlito, she found an open door. Peeking in, she saw
a hospital
bed, and a doctor....
John Cena stood in a Doctor's coat, a stethoscope, and nothing else.
Holding
a black, leather bag.
"Would you please lie down?" He smiled, "I promise this won't hurt a
bit."
Melony nodded
as she sat down on the bed, grabbing John by his jacket,
"What's in your bag, Dr. Cena?"
He pushed her down and
crawled on top of her, "Nothing much. Just
the..essentials." He opened his bag and pulled out a bag of Hot Tamales,
then
opened them and poured them up and down her chest and stomach, then
slowly ate them all off.
"OHHHHH!!! HOT TAMALES!!"
She yelled.
At that moment, Carlito walked in, "I'm a Hot Tamale."
"I thought you were a COOL Tamale." John
said.
Carlito shrugged, "Yeah..but that wouldn't have been as cool."
~Give it to me baby, nice and
slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never
put it down like this~
Melony yelled, "OHHHHH CARLITO!!"
Before running over and jumping on
him, then proceeded to make out with him. But then the scent of
Lemonheads wafted
to her nose and she ran out of the room, coming to a
room where Rey Mysterio was in a bathrub filled with Lemonheads.
"OHHHHHHHHH
REY!!!!"
~Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin' on my zipper
It's like a race, who can get
undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch 'em in thongs
Had me thinkin' bout that ass after I'm gone~
Spotting the pole at the end of the bathtub gave Melony an idea as the
music
blasted louder and she spun around the pole, dancing in ways that
would make "Dirty Dancing" blush.
~I
touch the right spot at the right time~
As Rey stepped out
of the "Lemonhead bath" and made his way closer, John
and Carlito stepped in to watch the show.
~Lights
on or lights of she like it from behind~
It turned into Melony's
show as the men started waving hundred dollar
bills in her direction, but she wasn't out for money, she was out for
seduction.
~So
seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo, on the floor when we grind
As long as she ain't stoppin,
homie I ain't stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man it's on and popping~
Melony laughed slightly as Carlito popped the cork of the champagne and
poured the bubbly liquid down her body.
"Carlito..."
~All
my champagne, campaign, bottle after bottle it's on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in the bottle is gone~
"Come with me." She ran out of the room, and when the three men caught
up
with her, she was in a room with Autumn and Torrie, dressed in
matching pink outfits, singing and dacing in a way that
made Carlito a
VERY Hot Tamale.
~I'll take you to the candyshop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go
'head girl don't you stop
Keep goin' til you hit the spot(whoa)~
"I'll take you to the candyshop
Boy one taste
of what I got
I'll have you spendin' all you got
Keep goin' til you hit the spot, woah"
"Melony...." Carlito whispered, "Melony...Melony....MELONY!!!!!"
"Huh?" Melony turned her attention from the
spinning cardboard lollipop
to Carlito, "AH!"
"Don't 'ah!' me!" He said, "What are you doing? You're just standing
there!"
Melony's
eyes widened, "Uhm..uhhh..what?"
"Das not cool." Carlito mumbled.
The rang as the door opened and John Cenas
walked in, and a new song
came over the intercom......
~Saw you walkin' down the street, and I
Heard
you say you had something sweet for me lover
(Something sweet)
Lover
(Something sweet)~
"Ohhhhhhhhh JOHN!!!"
"AHHHH!! DAS NOT COOL!!!! DAS NOT COOL!!!!!"
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